Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more qualification before you get the job.
Take this gun, go out and shoot six native guys
and a moose."
Guy replies "I can't shoot the moose, it's native to our country." Inspector says "moosetastic attitude, you've got the job!"
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