Cop sitting on the side of the road sees a guy drive by with a penquin in the car. He pulls him over and says "why do you have a penquin? Take him to the Zoo" and they guys says "yes officer"
A week later he sees him driving by again with the penquin and pulls him over again and says "I told you to take that Penquin to the Zoo!"
The man says "I did, this week I am taking him to the movies"
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