A guy and his girlfriend walked into a coffee shop, The guy felt an urge to pee, as he enters the men's room, a black guy is holding a gun and asks him to pull down his pants and let him penetrate him or he is gonna shoot. It took a while before the guy walked out of the men's room. The girlfriend was like "what took you so long" , he tells he the story. she is like "so what happened? did you pull your pants down?" the guy said "Did you hear a bullet B****"
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