An Afghan man walks across a busy street when an old lady says ''Please my son, give me $1 in charity.''
''I don't have any.''
''If you don't have that just give a tiny little bit. Praise God, look at your youth, your tie, your strength and beauty. May I be sacrificed for you, just give a tiny little bit.''
''I don't have any.''
''Really just even $0.01 would be enough.''
''I don't have any, really, not even $0.01.''
''Well why are you just standing there then? Come sit and beg like I do.''
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