The Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, our medicine is so advanced that we are able to chop off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in only 6 weeks he is up and looking for work!"
The German doctor snorts and says: "That's nothing. In Germany, we can take out a bit of man's brain, put it in another man and in only 4 weeks he is up and looking for work!"
The Russian doctor boasts: "Gentlemen, we can take half a heart from a man, place it in another's chest and in only 2 weeks he is up and looking for work!"
The Australian doctor looks up from his laughing fit and says: "Wow, seems like you all have some catching up to do. We took a man with no heart, no brain and no balls and made him Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.