A storm blows up, the cruiser starts to sink, and everyone abandons ship. By a quirk of fate, the only survivors are two men and one woman from each of the EU countries. They stagger onto the shore of a beautiful desert island. After three months, things have changed.
One Italian man has killed the other Italian man in a fight over the Italian woman.
The two Frenchmen and the French woman are enjoying a threesome, but complain bitterly about the multitude of foreigners on their island.
The two Englishmen are waiting patiently for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The German men have a strict, weekly alternating sex schedule; the woman gets weekends off.
The Dutch men are fully prepared, in general, to share the woman. However, they are still debating how to ensure that both will have an exactly equal share, how to reduce supervision cost, and how to guarantee the woman equal rights. They are writing to the Hague.
The Luxemburg men are still recovering from the shock of seeing half the population of Luxembourg stranded on the island. But they will soon start collecting seashells on the beach.
The Finnish men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Finnish woman, and started swimming.
They were soon overtaken by the Portuguese men.
The Danish trio embarked on a search for people to join them in an orgy. They gladly accepted the participation of the Finnish woman, and are still vainly trying to persuade the Portuguese woman.
The Spanish men are protecting the virginity of the Spanish woman and are constantly suspiciously spying on one another. Meanwhile, she dances flamenco.
The Austrian men initiated a yodelling contest for the woman. The loser immediately started learning flamenco, as well as Portuguese, Finnish and Danish.
The Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The Swedish woman keeps on bitching about female exploitation while the men are sunbathing and waiting for her to tell them what to do.
The Irish began by setting up a distillery for which they expect to receive a substantial EU subsidy. They don't recall if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few rounds of coconut whisky. But they're happy that, at least, the English aren't getting any.
Disclaimer: this joke is from an old joke book I own. This joke stood out the most to me as I remember bits of it since I was a teen. Hope you enjoy it!!
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