A motivational speaker is giving a speech to 1000 married men. He starts out by asking, "How many of you have sex with your wives once a week?" A few hundred of the men stand up, cheer, and high five each other. Then the speaker asks, "How many of you have sex with your wives once a month?" Again, several hundred men stand up, raise their hands and cheer. Finally, the speaker asks, "How many of you have sex with your wives once a year?" One man stands up, cheers, and hoots & hollars. Perplexed, the speaker says to him, "Why are you cheering if you only have sex once a year?" The man replies, "Because tonight's the night!!"
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