...While together the grandfather is smoking a cigar and the grandson asks "Can I try that grandpa?" the grandpa replies "Does your dick touch your asshole?" to which the grandson says "no". The grandpa states "then you have your answer". The next time they are spending time together the grandpa is drinking scotch and the grandson asks "can I try some?" The grandfather again asks "does your dick touch your asshole" and again the grandson says "no" and the grandpa replies "Then you have your answer." On the next occasion they are together the grandson is eating some ice cream and the grandpa asks "can I try some of that?" the grandson replies "does your dick touch your asshole?" The grandfather replies with a "yes" to which the grandson replies "then go fuck yourself grandpa"
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