MY dad shared this with me while we were having beers this evening.
There was an old man in his 80s that went to buy a new corvette. While at the dealership the salesman asked if the corvette was too much power for him. The old man responded saying that he would be able to handle it.
Not too long after buying the car, the old man took it on a drive on the freeway and got it up to 70 and 80 with no problem. He kept accelerating reaching 90, 100, and then a cop pulled out and started to flipped his lights on. The old man saw the cop and pushed it all the way up to 150mph before he felt uncomfortable. After being chased by the highway patrol for a few minutes he stopped and pulled over...
Cop: You better have a damn good reason why I shouldn't rip you out of that car and throw you in jail.
Old man: Well a few weeks ago my wife ran off with a highway patrol officer, and I thought you were trying to return her.
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