when he received a package. He opened it, and found that there was an ancient lamp in it. Recalling stories of magic lamps, he rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wis-"
"Give me a hundred billion dollars!" The man interrupted.
The genie snapped his fingers, and the man was instantly surrounded by stacks of hundred dollar bills.
The man cried, "Bring me to my own private island with hundreds of supermodels!"
The genie snapped his fingers, and there on the island they were. The government worker was thinking of his third wish when he got a text from his boss.
Groaning, the man said to the genie, "I don't want to do any work in my life."
The genie snapped his fingers, and the man was back at his desk.
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