Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "Three glasses of blood fellas?" The first two say yes but the third shakes his head.
"No thanks. Just some hot water please."
The bartender was shocked. "What's the deal? I though you guys only drank blood."
The vampire took a used tampon out of his pocket. "I'm making tea."
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