.....when he stops by one of the streams to get a drink. As he puts his hand in to scoop out some water he hears a shout from the greens keeper:
"Eh, don drink tha, it's full a cow shite an pish!"
"I'm sorry sir, but could you repeat yourself, I'm from England you see," says the golfer.
"I said use two hands so you don't spill anyway!"
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