and she is obviously really nervous about meeting his parents. So they are about to begin eating dinner and her stomach is starting to feel more and more queasy; and sure enough the boyfriends mom cooked bean casserole. Several minutes pass and the girlfriend can no longer hold the pressure in her stomach so she decides to pass a little bit of gas as quietly as possible.
"Skippy!" yells the father.
She thinks 'This is great, the father thinks the dog under my chair is farting and not me!
So a couple minutes pass and she lets another fart go, a bit louder this time.
"Skippy!" yells the father again.
Now the girlfriend is gleaming, and after several more minutes decides to relieve all the pressure built up in one huge fart.
"Skippy! Get away from that bitch before she shits on you!"
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