A girl starts a new job as an assistant at a pharmacy and is instructed on how to perform the various duties. After an hour or so, the pharmacist concludes with:
"One last thing. We've had a lot of thefts of condoms from the pharmacy, so we're keeping them behind the counter."
"We have small, medium and large sizes. Because it's embarrassing, men won't ask for the size, so they come in and just say the price. Small size is $7, medium is $8 and large is $9."
"It's usually quiet at this time of day, so I'm going to go out for a while. I won't be long. You can reach me on my 'phone if there are any emergencies."
Nervous, but determined to make a good impression, she agrees and awaits customers.
Half an hour later, the pharmacist is still out. The new assistant has helped a few people, including a couple of nervous looking guys just giving a price, and is starting to feel a bit more confident.
Then, a tall, intense looking guy comes in and walks up to the counter, looks the assistant dead in the eye and says "Fifteen dollars".
"F-fifteen?" she stammers "Wh-what?! We can do seven, eight or nine. We haven't got fifteen!"
"Nine's nowhere near enough. *Fifteen dollars!*" he insists.
Panicking and flustered, she goes to "check in the back room". Once there she calls the pharmacist.
"Sorry to bother you," she says, "but there's an angry man here and he keeps insisting on fifteen dollars, but we don't have that size!"
"Size?" says the pharmacist. "OH! I see! I forgot to tell you about him!"
"He's the window cleaner. Open the register and give him fifteen dollars."
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