A couple had been married for over forty years

But with the husband in serious financial trouble, he told his wife he was considering suicide.

"Don't worry, honey!" she said reassuringly. "We aren't as hard off as you think. When we first got married, I put away two dollars in our savings every time we had sex! We have almost $100,000 saved!"

"Wow!" the husband exclaimed, "what a genius woman I married! I only wish I had given you all of my business!"

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