A man beat his wife really hard one day and her brother had to get involved. So they caught him at a bar and started beating the shit out of him. Beat him so hard, he was hospitalized.
A few days go by, this man opens his eyes and sees his wife standing next to him at the hospital. Surprised but happy. He tells his wife to please keep something a secret. The wife asks what? He makes her promise that she won't tell it to anybody, especially her brothers, and she agrees.
Please don't tell them I fuck you as well.
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