A girl got mad at me today when I asked her to come back to my apartment for pizza and hookup sex.

Brrr Its Cold

An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns...

Is it possible to...

Yeah, If you both only want to have sex with girls.

A man sits next...

Their tickets gave them seats next to eachother. Realizing his good fortune,...

Blind and deaf...

A blind and deaf couple are having trouble communicating in the bedroom. So...

Condoms

milky way condom:pleasure you cant measure

What do anal sex...

If they were forced upon you as a child you wont like them as an adult

The hairy callum

one day callum was walking down the road and walked into a porn shop. he...

Today they...

One difference the researchers did note, was that the children's toys were...

An old Navy Chief...

A crusty old Chief found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local...

How many minutes...

One eight year old.