Girl: Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday.
Priest: Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?
Girl: Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission.
Priest: Do you mean like this? (He touches her arm.)
Girl: Yes father.
Priest: That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch.
Girl: But father he also touched my breasts.
Priest: You mean like this? (He touches her breasts.)
Girl: Yes father.
Priest: That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.
Girl: But father, he took off my clothes.
Priest: Like this? (He takes off her clothes.)
Girl: Yes father.
Priest: That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.
Girl: But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where.
Priest: Like this? (He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.)
Girl: Yes father.
Priest: But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.
Girl: But father, he has AIDS.
Priest: That son of a b***h!
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