They're both so horny that they can't not-sleep with each other, despite the child on the bunk below them.
While caught in this dilemma, he decides to set up a code system so that the brother doesn't realize what's up:
"Alright, if you want me to go harder, say lettuce; if you want me to go softer, say tomato"
The lady agrees, and the night commences and once she has finished with her final gasped 'tomato', they both sleep until the morning after.
Next morning the guy sneaks out of the house, while the girl goes to breakfast.
During breakfast, the boy speaks out:
"Can you please not make sandwiches in bed anymore?"
"Huh?!"
"Last night; you were making sandwiches; remember? At least be a bit less messy if you have to do it again, you spilt mayonnaise on my face yesterday"
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