Old Man: Excuse me miss, can I have a chesseburger and fries please?
Librarian: SIR! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOU ARE? THIS IS A LIBRARY!
Old Man: O, well, (whispers) *can I have a cheeseburger and fries please?*
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