is very self-conscious of her height. The girls in town make fun of her. The boys seldom show interest. It is her deepest, greatest desire to be tall, not only tall but to have a model's frame. She prays devoutly every night before going to sleep, and one day an angel appears in her dreams and instructs her to go to the next town over, and seek the midget who lives there.
"Once you find him propose marriage to him. He will say no, and each time he does, you will instantly grow 3 inches."
The girl, skeptical but still more desperate, seeked the midget the next day. Indeed there he was, short, stout and with a mean grimace smeared like peanut butter from jaw to jaw, and once the girl asked for his hand in marriage he yelped a defiant "No!" and marched off in a huff.
And wouldn't you know it, the girl had, indeed, grown three inches. Ecstatic from the results, she revisited the midget the next day, and the next, each time boldly rejected with a simply "No!" but growing another six inches for her trouble.
Now standing at a proud 5 foot 9, the girl pondered whether she should make one last visit. Her height was now certainly more than adequate, but what she truly longed was to have a grand physique, to be statuesque. So the girl, in high spirits, made one last trek across town to the grouchy midget.
"Kind sir, would you please accept my proposal of marriage?"
To which the midget, flush red in the face, exclaimed :
"No, you stupid cunt, no! How many times do I have to tell you, no! No No No No No! NOOOOOO!"
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