A genie had a magic slide...

The genie went and gathered three men. He told them that if they needed to simply say what they wished for while sliding down the slide and their wish would apepar at the end of the slide.

The first man went down and shouted "Money!" and landed in a pile of money.

The next man went down and shouted "Diamonds!" and landed in a pile of diamonds.

Finally, the third man went down. He wasn't as bright as the other two. He slid down and had so much fun he shouted "weeeee!!!". He landed in a large pool of wee.

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