After the speech, he heads to his secretary and proceeds to shout at him "I WANTED A 15 MINUTE SPEECH AND YOU PREPARED ME A 45 MINUTE SPEECH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?". The secretary remains calm, and proceeds to answer "Comrade Brezhnev, I handed you 3 copies of it"^I ^have ^no ^idea ^why ^this ^got ^the ^flair ^"dirty"
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