"May I help you?" the clerk asks the straight guy.
"Yeah, I need to try on some jock straps".
"All of our dressing rooms are full".
"That's okay", the straight guy says, and he begins taking off his pants.
The clerk turns to the gay guy. "May I help you?"
"No thanks, I'm just looking".
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