.. Peter welcomes them at the gate and says:
"Before I can let the three of you enter Heaven, I have to ask you a question. It will simply be formality for you, but I have to anyways". He approaches the first nun and asks "Do you have any sin to confess? " The nun looks down and confesses, shamefully, that she did committed a sin and it was of sexual nature. “What is it?” asks Peter “I gave a handjob to our priest”.
Disconcerted, Peter presents a fountain to the nun and tells her “Wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter the gate”. She washes her hands and enters heaven.
Peter then approaches the second nun and asks “Do you have any…” Suddendly, the third nun runs to the fountain, takes a big sip of holy water and washes her mouth. Peter, taken aback, yells at her “Ya allah ! What the heck are you doing ?"
The third nun spits and yells back "Well, I’d rather do it now than after she washes her asshole in it "
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