So a single woman in her twenties walks into the local store...

She buys all the typical goods a single woman does; magazines, condoms and fast food portion for one. She arrives at the check-out and puts all the goods on the desk.
Cashier guy: Are you single?
Woman: Oh my gosh! Hehe, yes, how did you know? Was it because of all the goods I bought?
Cashier guy: No, because you`re fucking ugly.

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