As he is taking the tickets from the passengers and allowing them board, he notices one man still standing at the window, looking at the plane. Once everyone else has walked down the passageway towards the jet, the attendant walks over to the man and asks if he is supposed to be on the plane.
"This plane takes off at 7:05 and gets into Birmingham at 7:07?" The man asks.
"Uh, yes sir, it does." The attendant responds, due to the hour gained during flight. "Are you ready to board now?"
"Nope", he quickly replies, "I just wanna see the sumbitch take off."
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