A frog walks into a bank

Heard this one on Norm MacDonald's show/podcast so he gets the credit. It's better delivered in live, but here it is:

A frog walks into a bank to get a loan. He walks over to the bank teller--her name's Whack (nametag says Whack).
Frog: "Yes, I'd like to get a loan."

Teller: "A loan? But you're a frog! I don't think we can do that."

Frog: "Well, it's really important that I get this loan...anything you can do will help."

Teller: "Well, idk...what's your name?"

Frog: "Kermit."

Teller: "Kermit THE FROG?! But you don't look anything like Kermit the Frog!"

Frog: "No, no, no...I was named after him. My full name's Kermit Jagger. You see, my mother's a frog and my father's Mick Jagger............he fucked a frog, and, well, now I'm here.
But anyway, I'd really like to get a loan, for a lilypad."

Teller: "I see. Well since you've got no credit, it'll be difficult to get you a loan. Do you have anything you can leave as collateral?"

Frog: (Pauses) "Yes. I think I have something that will work."

He reaches into his frog pocket and pulls out a tiny pink elephant made of porcelain. He holds it up to examine it for a moment. The teller looks at it, puzzled. Finally he hands it to her. (Her first name's Patti.)

Teller: "Uh...I'm not sure. I'll have to talk to the bank manager about this." (leaves to manager's office)

Teller (to manager): "Hey, we've got a Kermit Jagger out here...His mother's a frog and his father's Mick Jagger. He wants to get a loan for a lilypad but all he has for collateral is this." (holds up pink elephant)

Manager: (pauses, looking at the elephant) "What it that?" (takes it in his hand to examine) "What is this?"

After some time, he looks at her.

"Why, this is a Knick Knack, Patti Whack! Give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rollin Stone!"





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