The girl takes off all of her clothes and throws them into the backseat. Just as things are getting heated, the guy loses control of his car and they roll over into the ditch. Dazed and bruised, the girl crawls out of the shattered window, and limps around to her boyfriend's side of the car.
"Honey, are you okay?" her voice quivers.
The boy grunts, "I'm pinned in here babe. I need you to find help!"
"Are you kidding?! My clothes are nowhere to be seen! I can't be walking around naked like this!"
The boy uses his left foot to slip off his right shoe, and kicks it out the window to her. He assures her that this is the best they can do. Already starting to blush, she covers her groin with the shoe as she stumbles away.
Eventually she happens upon a lonesome looking tavern at a rest stop. She enters the bar to find it nearly empty, except for an old bartender cleaning up the place.
"Help!" she screams to the bartender, "My boyfriend is stuck!" The old man glances down at the shoe covering the girls shame.
Rubbing his scalp, he says with a sigh, "Lady, if that young feller is that far up there, I'm afraid he's a goner."
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