During their adventures they are taken hostage by a band of Indians. The Indians tell them that they are going to kill them and use their skins to make canoes, but if they wish they may kill themselves in a manner of their choosing as to retain their dignity, and die with honor. The Spaniard seeing no other way out of the situation draws his scabbard and cries "Viva Espania!" and drives the blade through his heart. The Frenchman follows suit and declares "Vive la France!" as he draws his musket and blows his head off. The Indians look expectantly at the American who is just standing there, looking at them defiantly. Suddenly, he takes a fork out of his pocket and repeatedly starts stabbing himself all over his body. "Dear mother earth, what the hell are you doing?!?" they demand, surprised by the American's savage response. He stops and looks at them and says "fuck your canoes."
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