In this family was mummy balloon, daddy balloon and baby balloon.
One night as mummy and daddy balloon are tucking in baby balloon for bed, baby balloon complains that he is scared and he wants to sleep in their bed.
"No baby balloon I'm sorry you have to sleep in your own bed"
So baby balloon waited until he was sure his parents were asleep and snuck into the room
He tried to squeeze into the bed but it was too tight so he decided to let a bit of air out of his dad
Again he tried to get into bed but it was still too tight so he let a bit of air out of his mum
Baby balloon got back into the bed but still it was just too tight so he got out, let a bit of air out of himself and got back in
It was a perfect fit and baby balloon soon drifted off to sleep
In the morning baby balloon awoke to his dad looking at him with a frown
"Baby balloon, you let me down, you let your mum down and most of all you let yourself down"
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