A Frenchman, an Italian and an Englishman are discussing their love-making techniques.
The Frenchman says: After I make love to my wife, I cover her body with flower petals and send her to heaven.
The Italian man says: Well, after I make love to my wife, I caress and stroke her body and send her to seventh heaven.
The Englishman Says: That's nothing! After I make love to my wife, I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof!
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