I made up this joke in a dream.

So Joe is eating lunch at work. He sees that in the lunchroom there's another guy there who doesn't have any food with him. This guy walks up to Joe and says, "Excuse me, would you mind giving me one of your crackers?" And Joe, nice guy that he is, gives the guy a cracker.

The next day, Joe sees the guy in the lunchroom again, and again, the guy has no food. Joe's eating his lunch and again, this guy comes up to him and says, "Hello, would you mind giving me one of your marshmallows today?" And since Joe isn't one to deny such a simple request, he gives him a marshmallow.

The next day, Joe comes prepared! He feels really bad that this guy has no lunch so he makes an extra sandwich to take with lunch for him.

So when the lunch-less man approaches Joe, Joe has a big smile on his face and pulls out the extra sandwich. "Here ya go buddy, now you don't have to live off scraps anymore!"

But the man with no lunch looks really sad, and doesn't take the sandwich.

Joe is confused, and asks, "what's wrong? You don't want lunch?"

The man shakes his head "No.... I was just going to ask you if you had any chocolate.... I wanted to make a s'more!"


((please don't hate me, this was HILARIOUS in my dream and I woke up laughing))

Edit: a word