Jesus and Satan were arguing about who was better with computers, when they decided to see for sure by having a contest. Whoever could demonstrate greater skill, as judged by God, would be deemed the winner. So the two sat down at their computers and began typing, furiously creating spreadsheets, databases, and dank memes. All of a sudden, there was a blackout, and as God's cloud service was not available, Satan was furious because all his work was lost. Once power was restored, however, Satan saw Jesus quietly posting and printing his work. When asked how he did it, God simply said: "Jesus saves."
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