The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. Could I have a glass of wine?"
The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. Could I have a pint of beer?"
The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. Could I have a shot of vodka?"
The Jew wonders, "I'm tired and thirsty. Could I have diabetes?"
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