A Frenchman, a German, a Russian, and a Jew walk into a bar.

The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. Could I have a glass of wine?"

The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. Could I have a pint of beer?"

The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. Could I have a shot of vodka?"

The Jew wonders, "I'm tired and thirsty. Could I have diabetes?"

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