Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method.

Reaching the end...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the...

What do you call...

A bender.

Buying drinks at...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks...

Please help me...

Can someone please help find a working link to this Counter Strike Dust 2...

I thought, Miss...

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you...

What do you call...

2^nd base.

What ain't fruit...

Q: How is the Clinton cabinet like a bowl of Granola? A: What ain't fruit...

I went to the...

I mean, just the mere sight of me masturbating sent him off on a rant about...

I'm taking your...

Pound Town.

Mikhail Gorbachev...

He's so late, in fact, that he tells his slow-driving limo driver to get out...