The foot says, "I have such a terrible life. Every day I get shoved into a smelly sock and shoe and have to work all day supporting our master."
The penis replies, "You think you have it bad, huh? Every day I get a bag pulled over my head and I'm forced to do push-ups inside a dark, wet cave until I throw up!"
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