He purchased them and later that night he decides to tells his wife about them.
Wife: "Olympic Condoms? What's so special about them?"
Husband: "They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze."
Wife:"And what color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, obviously!"
Wife: "Why not Silver? It'd be great if you came second, for a change."
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