As the passengers settle into their seats, a voice comes on over the intercom.
"Good morning ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Delta Airlines Flight 1 from London-Heathrow to New York-JFK. Our flight time is approximately 7 hours and 48 minutes. We're pleased to announce that this is our first flight using our automated control system. There is no pilot in the cockpit. But don't worry, we have been testing this technology extensively for five years, and we can assure you that absolutely nothing can go wrong *ssskt* go wrong *ssskt* go wrong *ssskt* go wrong..."
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