They are eating dinner and the young priest notices that the Bishop and his maid have been exchanging glances and smiling and flirting with each other. He finally just asks the Bishop if the two of them have some kind of inappropriate relationship going on. The Bishop flat out denies that anything is going on between them and the subject is dropped.
A few days later, the maid comes to the Bishop and tells him that the expensive silver serving spoon is missing and has been since the night the young priest was over for dinner, and that he must have taken it.
So the Bishop writes a letter to the priest asking about the serving spoon and he receives the following reply.
"I did not take your serving spoon, I placed it into the bed of your maid, if she slept there, she would have found it by now. Cheers!"
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