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A few years ago I was at the pub. Sitting at the end of the bar were two large middle-aged women speaking in what I thought were thick English accents.

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  3. A few years ago I was at the pub. Sitting at the end of the bar were two large middle-aged women speaking in what I thought were thick English accents.

Being new to the area and friendly, I say "Oh! Are you two ladies from England?"

The one closest to me gets a look of disgust and with a super bitchy tone says "Actually, it's Wales".

So I reply "Oh, I'm sorry. Are you two whales from England?"

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