The other day I went for a safety test and you have all of the usual questions, 'what would you do with a broken microwave?' And 'What type of steps would you take in the event of a fire?' Etc...
Anyway, I received my results today and I scored 43/44... So now I flicked through to see what I got wrong, and to my surprise it was 'The fire' question, Apparently 'Very Fucking Large Steps' is the wrong answer.
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