A few terms to help you get started on your...


A few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar...


"Damn- that s**t is DOPE!"
~~~~~ That is a wonderful concept/object/action.


"I can't FADE that!"
~~~~~ I am unable to hande this at this time.


"Shante ain't HAVIN' it!"
~~~~~ This is not something that Shante will allow to occur.


"Homey-Boo was dropping PHAT beats."
~~~~~ Our friend Boo was playing some wonderful music.


"YO!- Let me GAFFLE that BLUNT!"
~~~~~ Might I be able to indulge in your marijuana cigarette?


"JIMMY was on and I was HITTIN' it!"
~~~~~ I had in my possession a condom, which was used in my engagement of sexual activity.


"What's up? Why you ALL UP IN my s**t!?!"
~~~~~ Please sir/madam- stay out of my affairs.


"She is HELLA' CLOWIN' you HOMEY!"
~~~~~ The woman is creatively informing you that her interest in dating you is non-existant at this time.


"Woooooo- Renaldo was PITCHIN' STRAIGHT GAME to baby-doll, and it was SMOOOOOOOVE!"
~~~~~ Renaldo was creatively inquiring as to the marital status of the female, with the intention of asking her on a date.


"STEP OFF Cool- before I bust PHAT CAPS in your A** with my NEENER..."
~~~~~ It would be beneficial to your physical state to leave this area, as i will soon be encouraged by your disrespect towards me to shoot bullets into your fanny with my 9mm pistola.


"Why is 5-OH always BUGGIN'!?!"
~~~~~ Why are the police officers always worried?


"Friday night- COLD CHILLIN' with a 40 and a BLUNT."
~~~~~ It is Friday eve, and I am leisurely enjoying a forty ounce bottle of malt liquor and a marijuana cigarette.


"Five-o's all deep up in da place"
~~~~~ There are a lot of police officers around.

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