Two Jewish men are sitting in a cafe. One asks, "So what's new?" The second replies, "My son -- my pride and joy -- has decided to become a Catholic." The first replies, "Funny you should mention it -- ten years ago my son did exactly the same thing!"So they decide to go to the synagogue and talk with the Rabbi. THey tell the Rabbi their plight, and the Rabbi says, "Funny you should mention it. 25 years ago, my son did the same thing. As you can see, it did not change my faith."So they decide to pray. Halfway through the first prayer, the first man blurts out, "Dear G-d! My son has left the faith and become a Catholic!" And a big booming voice from above says, "Funny you should mention it ...."
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