Father: Do you smoke?
Boyfriend: No.
Father: Do you drink?
Boyfriend: No.
Father: Drugs?
Boyfriend: Nope.
Father: Gamble?
Boyfriend: Nope.
Father: No weaknesses! Perfect for my daughter. Welcome to the family!
Boyfriend: Thanks! I like to lie though.
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