One of his intelligence officers enters and tells him, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
The President exclaims, "Oh my God!" and buries his head in his hands.
The entire Cabinet is shocked. The President receives reports like this on a daily basis, and doesn't flinch.
Just then, Bush looks up and says, "How many is a Brazilian?!"
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