A father and his little

A father and his little boy went to church. The sermon was on the long
side and the boy fell asleep.


This particular priest hated people going to sleep during his sermons.
When ever someone appeared to be sleeping the priest would ask them a
question to make sure they were paying attention.


When the priest noticed the boy sleeping, he went over and asked the boy
"Who is the ruler of the world?"


The boy's father jabbed the boy with a pen to wake him up. The boy felt
the jab, opened his eyes and exclaimed "God!".


The priest said correct, and continued on with his sermon. Sure enough
the boy fell back asleep. This time the priest asked "Who is the Son of
God?"


Again the father jabbed the boy with a pen, and he opened his eyes and
said "Jesus Christ!". The priest thanked the boy and continued on with his
sermon.


When the boy fell asleep the third time, the priest, livid with anger asked
a much harder question "Ok, smartass, What did Eve declare to Adam after
their tenth child?"


The boy was sound asleep, and the father had to poke him quite hard to wake
him. The boy yelled "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'm
gonna break it in half!!"