The sales person recommends a wooden toilet. She agrees and takes the toilet home. The next day, she brought the toilet back in, telling the sales person she got splinters all over her butt. The sales person says fine and recommends a magic toilet. The woman agrees and takes it home. She comes in the next day to return the toilet. She tells the salesperson every time she flushes, she is transported to a fantasy kingdom. The salesperson the recommends another toilet. However, this toilet looked completely normal, so the woman buys it hoping she wouldn't have to come back. Later that evening, she needs to use the restroom. As she's sitting down, the toilet talks and says to her "Do you see what I see?"
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