A women, not known for her patience, would complain often about the long delay she always endured at her doctor's office.
One day, when her name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale.
"I need to get your weight today." said the nurse.
Without a moment's hesitation, the women replied, "One hour and 45 minutes."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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