A farmer's sitting on his porch...

He sees an 8 year old kid walk by with some duct-tape and yells, "Hey kid! What you doin with that duct-tape?"

The kid answers, "I'm gonna go catch some ducks!"

The farmer thinks to himself, "well that's not really what duct-tape is for but let's let the kid have some fun."

A couple hours later, the kid returns with two ducks caught in the duct-tape. "That's amazing!", the farmer thinks. And the kid walks off.

Next day, around the same time, farmer's sitting on his porch, and the kid walks by with some chicken wire.

The farmer yells, "Hey kid! What you doin with that chicken wire?"

The kid replies, " I'm gonna go catch some chickens!"

The farmer thinks to himself, "Well that's not what chicken wire is for, but he did have luck with that duct tape. Let's see what he can do today."

A couple hours later, kid comes back with three chickens caught in the chicken wire. The farmer is amazed! "This kid's got a gift.", he thinks to himself.

Next day around the same time, farmer's sitting on his porch waiting, when finally the kid walks by.

Farmer yells, "Hey kid! What you got today?"

Kid replies, "Pussy willows!"

Farmer says, " Alright, I'm coming with you!"

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